Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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