I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize