i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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