Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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