is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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