so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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