i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm passing your future prison.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She's the barista slut.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
