There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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