I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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