Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Of course I have a pirate flag
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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