let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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