what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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