I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
