Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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