He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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