Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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