We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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