remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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