Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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