They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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