This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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