Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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