All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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