If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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