There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
