please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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