I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She needs sedatives and a leash
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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