I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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