Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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