I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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