i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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