Farmville is her only friend.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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