Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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