Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
