I'm drive I can fine osifer
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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