Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
