Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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