I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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