Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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