another moral hangover. fuck.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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