I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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