I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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