that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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