belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
