So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm at about main and main street
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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