I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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