just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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