How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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