Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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