yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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