Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You need a sexual gate keeper
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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