areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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