You work out of a Hotel?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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