Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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