Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
