Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's shark week go big or go home
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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