is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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