it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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