You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
