no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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